This Should Be A No-Hit-Her

Baseball pitching "legend" Roger Clemens is starting to get his name in the newspapers for too many wrong reasons. Now the latest scandal is that the former Red Sox ace has been accused of having an affair with then 15-year-old country singer Mindy McCready.

Now we know that superstar athletes can get pretty much any woman they want, and the key word is "woman", but seriously Rog, what were you thinking? It's bad enough that we have to read about your "alleged" steroid use, but we don't need to be reading this shit about you having sex with underaged teenage girls. Now if you were screwing (legal-aged) sorority girls every Friday for fifteen years, we might be impressed and willing to forgive you your infidelity issues, as most athletes have certain reputations to maintain (am I right?). But seriously, fucking a 15-year-old when you're not fourteen or fifteen yourself, is just fucked up!