This subject is seriously fucked up. I'm reading more and more news stories about people selling their own babies on eBay, Craigslist, and other online shopping services. It's bad enough that people are stupid enough to try and advertise their own frickin' children for sale on the Internet just so that they can pay for their crack, but seriously, they want to charge shipping fees as well???

How stupid are these so-called parents to think that they can get away with these private sales, when everything is posted online?

Child trafficking isn't a joke, like some of these freaks think it is.

Now I can't say anything better about the traditional, legal way of selling your kids through "reputable" adoption agencies, since they'll just doing the same fucking thing with commissions, but come on, if you're going to do this, at least get a PayPal account first!

These people need some serious fucking help. At least I thought the mail-order child brides stories were funny. This is just fucked up.

Many people in India believe that this two-headed, two-faced baby, is the reincarnation of an Indian god.

Okay, first of all that picture is fucked up. And the idea that a baby with severe birth defects can be considered as a god is just another sign that some cultures haven't pulled their heads out of their asses since the Middle Ages.

No offense to hinduism or sikhism, or whateverism that believes in this shit, but seriously, that is some fucked up shit right there. I hope they believe in hospital care as well as praying.

How stupid do the video stores think we are?

I rent my movies from Rogers Video, and usually I'll pick up new releases--the ones that are worthwhile--and shell out $5 to watch a new movie, if I haven't already "previewed" a Divx copy available on the Internet. Recently, Rogers had done away with late charges, saying that they didn't believe in charging people for keeping a movie an extra day.

Well, that policy didn't last long. But, instead of charging you a late fee if you "forget" to return your movie on time, they have an "extended viewing" charge that they apply to your account. Now, of course this isn't a late fee, because "late" implies that the customer was tardy or did something bad. Fuck off! An extended viewing fee is the same fucking thing! How stupid do you think we are?

They pull this off and say that you are saving money by renting by the day. Is this some ingenious new method of video renting that some wizard at Rogers headquarters came up with to provide an additional service to the client? No. These fuckers are just trying to spin their marketing webs to convince the customer that it's all for them. Fuck you, fuckers. Just rent me my movie you assholes, and quit trying to upsell me on Twizzlers, M&M's, and stale potato chips.

Oil Sheiks Can Suck My Long Hose

I live in a country where we have enough oil of our own to supply all of our needs, but for some reason the situations in the Middle East are the main reason I'm paying a dollar-fucking-forty for a litre of gasoline. What the fuck is going on???

A few years ago I thought I was in pretty good shape when I bought my SUV, but I should've seen it coming when the first long weekend I owned my shiny silver truck the price of gas went from 84 cents a litre up to 99 cents. Fuck me! I should've stuck with my little Ford Escort

Even though I work from home mostly, I still get fucked around by gas prices, and this week I paid $70 to fill up my tank! Seventy frickin' dollars! And it's not even a big SUV!

How the fuck is anyone supposed to get around at these prices? But still, the roads are clogged with cars, rush hours are just as bad as ever, and people just shrug their shoulders saying "well, that's just how it goes.". No, that's not how it goes, fuckers! Do something about it! Your little hybrid cars and your "economy" vehicles are only going to postpone the problem. Stop driving! Instead of driving your big-ass truck to the mall, walk up to the corner market and do your grocery shopping. Change your work situation and see if you can tele-commute, or move closer to your job. Buy yourself an electric bike if you're too lazy to pedal yourself around. But for fuck's sake, do something to combat these insane oil prices!

Unfortunately, nobody ever pays attention to these demonstrations where people tell you not to buy gas on a certain day. They just can't be bothered, or they're too busy to fight the fight. Well, I tell you, I'm sick of this bullshit, and the truck goes on sale soon. I'll buy that electric vehicle because it looks cool. I'll stay at home and cocoon instead of going out and traveling. Fuck that noise and the CD it comes with!

All of a sudden, my email inbox has been receiving a flood of messages from several peculiar sources asking me if I would like to sell various websites. Each of these emails has a bizarre name attached to it (Tansy Holdeman, Lagina Keilbach, Hadley Sullivan, Brock Diegel, etc.) that sounds like it has come from some Harlequin romance name generator, and they all have the same content.

These fucked up emails all come with various headings like: Website Selling, Website Purchasing, Business Proposal, Your Website, Domain Purchasing, My Offer, and More!

Hello,

Thank you and looking forward to hearing from you

Fuck off please!

I've chatted with friends who get snared by this promise of wealth from selling a website, and they get lured into getting their website "appraised" by some shifty website appraisal business that charges you $250 or so to tell you that your website is worth $1,000. After you've spent the money to show that your website is worth what you think it is, the buyer backs away saying they've changed their mind, meanwhile they've made their money on your appraisal.

You know what? That is fucked up.

If you're going to sell your website, go through a respected broker, eBay, or through a webmaster forum where at least you'll be able to recognize the difference between the scammers and the legitimate business people.

Just when I thought the Nigerian scams were over, something new comes in to take its place. Fuckers.

This Should Be A No-Hit-Her

Baseball pitching "legend" Roger Clemens is starting to get his name in the newspapers for too many wrong reasons. Now the latest scandal is that the former Red Sox ace has been accused of having an affair with then 15-year-old country singer Mindy McCready.

Now we know that superstar athletes can get pretty much any woman they want, and the key word is "woman", but seriously Rog, what were you thinking? It's bad enough that we have to read about your "alleged" steroid use, but we don't need to be reading this shit about you having sex with underaged teenage girls. Now if you were screwing (legal-aged) sorority girls every Friday for fifteen years, we might be impressed and willing to forgive you your infidelity issues, as most athletes have certain reputations to maintain (am I right?). But seriously, fucking a 15-year-old when you're not fourteen or fifteen yourself, is just fucked up!