Oil Sheiks Can Suck My Long Hose

I live in a country where we have enough oil of our own to supply all of our needs, but for some reason the situations in the Middle East are the main reason I'm paying a dollar-fucking-forty for a litre of gasoline. What the fuck is going on???

A few years ago I thought I was in pretty good shape when I bought my SUV, but I should've seen it coming when the first long weekend I owned my shiny silver truck the price of gas went from 84 cents a litre up to 99 cents. Fuck me! I should've stuck with my little Ford Escort

Even though I work from home mostly, I still get fucked around by gas prices, and this week I paid $70 to fill up my tank! Seventy frickin' dollars! And it's not even a big SUV!

How the fuck is anyone supposed to get around at these prices? But still, the roads are clogged with cars, rush hours are just as bad as ever, and people just shrug their shoulders saying "well, that's just how it goes.". No, that's not how it goes, fuckers! Do something about it! Your little hybrid cars and your "economy" vehicles are only going to postpone the problem. Stop driving! Instead of driving your big-ass truck to the mall, walk up to the corner market and do your grocery shopping. Change your work situation and see if you can tele-commute, or move closer to your job. Buy yourself an electric bike if you're too lazy to pedal yourself around. But for fuck's sake, do something to combat these insane oil prices!

Unfortunately, nobody ever pays attention to these demonstrations where people tell you not to buy gas on a certain day. They just can't be bothered, or they're too busy to fight the fight. Well, I tell you, I'm sick of this bullshit, and the truck goes on sale soon. I'll buy that electric vehicle because it looks cool. I'll stay at home and cocoon instead of going out and traveling. Fuck that noise and the CD it comes with!